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alabama gambling

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

alabama gambling
The game fair?

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A blonde and very attractive from Alabama arrived …. and bet twenty thousand dollars ($ 20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said: "I hope this does not bother you, but I feel much happier when I play topless. "With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice and yelled" Come on, baby …. Southern girl needs new clothes! "As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and screaming … …" YES! YES! I WON! I won! "She kissed each of the dealers … and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers looked stunned other. Finally, one of them asked: "What did she roll?" The other replied: "I do not know … I thought you were watching." Moral — All Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men ….. are men.

very funny

NCAA College Football Alabama Crimson Tide vs Clemson Tigers selection from Gamblers Television